by uismaeanx | Mar 3, 2010 | Uncategorized
Jeffrey Sklan and I had a moment to catch up at lunch the other day. The hook was, I had to sit through a sentencing on a contempt hearing he had prosecuted. The proceedings were in Judge Hank Goldberg’s courtroom. Baby Daddy had been convicted of 15 counts of...
by uismaeanx | Feb 27, 2010 | Uncategorized
Update: I am in contact with Mr. Howard Tenenbaum, VP & COO, Howard called me himself this afternoon and we spoke at length. Obviously, he as an owner is concerned when someone walks in and walks out and does not buyhe has made me an offer that I cannot refuse, I...
by uismaeanx | Feb 5, 2010 | Uncategorized
Gotta love these! I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual checkup. She told me that I had to quit masturbating. I asked why and she said, “Because . . . I’m trying to examine you.” When I was a kid, I used to pray every...
by uismaeanx | Feb 4, 2010 | Uncategorized
Once again it’s “Super Lawyers” time…folks, this is so embarrassing! Embarrassing from the point that this is PAID PUBLICITY, paid for by the “Super Lawyers” themselves. Sure I have heard all about the “point system” and...
by uismaeanx | Feb 3, 2010 | Uncategorized
Baby Pimpin’… who would have ever thought this would be something that we would be talking about? But in this day and age, no real surprise here folks, family values are hard to find in our own homes, and to have access to a “celebrity” infant...
by uismaeanx | Jan 29, 2010 | Uncategorized
…from his own firm! (see here for how this started, and here for more on Ms. Boultinghouse) Dear John, Let it not be said that I cannot deliver promptly. The following are two happy and fascinating clients who will have nice things to say about Michael, and...
