Congratulations to the Honorable Judge Scott Gordon

uismaeanx
April 8, 2010

Commissioner Scott M. GordonSeveral hours ago, Commissioner Scott Gordon was appointed Judge of the Superior Court. To me this was a very long time coming. If ever a man deserved the title of “Judge” it is Scott Gordon. Judge Gordon is a former police officer, deputy D.A. and now a judge…that is dam near a Yahtzee!

We at DesperateExes.com are thrilled to hear this news…I would send “Snookies Cookies” with white and chocolate milk as a celebratory gift…but that would not be ethical and myself and several deputies would end up eating the cookies and drinking the milk.

Judge Gordon, boy does that not sound just perfect…

John J. Nazarian

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