Beware of Very, Very Personal Trainers

Do you know the difference between a personal trainer and bullshit? The smell! This is a warning especially for my female readers: personal trainers are often little more than buff losers and leeches that will suck your financial juices dry…if you are not...

Pamela Fayed Murder: all about the money

Pamela Fayed is the woman who was stabbed to death last week in the parking lot of a Century City highrise (a building with many high-powered attorneys’ offices). No surprise here, as a matter of fact it is a big surprise that more “murders” and...

John on the A-Rod versus C-Rod Divorce

Your humble correspondent was interviewed about the big Alex Rodriguez divorce case for a story in today’s NY Daily News: Wives going for a big-league divorce have to play for keeps When Cynthia Rodriguez ejected her cheating hubby, she stepped up to the plate...

The Divorce Diet: Chardonnay…or Cocaine

Need to lose weight? Well, there is the Atkins, South Beach, Grapefruit and “I am a cow” diet. However one of the most scarily effective ones that I have ever seen is the Divorce Diet — and I’m not talking about losing the 200 lbs of flab that...

Why can’t you PULL THE PLUG?!

So you know that he is screwing anything and everything and he is addicted to online porn, your relationship is on life support and you are so mad that you want to kill the S.O.B., but you can’t pull the plug! The reason is fear — fear of what so many...

You’re gonna get a job!

Holy Shit! Unless you’re Sir Paul’s wife, guess what — you may need to get a job! The other day in Commissioner Gordon’s Court, “The Big Div 88”, former sweethearts showed up with their lawyers and asked for a “vocational...