Nikki Sixx: Heeeere’s Daaadddy!

uismaeanx
January 15, 2009

Nikki Sixxgun

Well, I am not sure what to make of all this. Here is a picture of Nikki Sixx, the “brains and power” behind the group, Motley Crue. Nikki and Donna DErrico, as many of you know have been “starring” in the divorce game. A game that I have to admit he and his lawyer, Gary Fishbein, have been so kicking ass in Judge Trent Lewiss courtroom. That is all going to change with the involvement of Lisa Helfend Meyer, Lawyer and her team.

He’s a genius at music and promoting himself, but heeeeres Daddy pointing a big-ass gun at some childrens dolls. How does this become a good PR schtick? Also, please notice that the doll is covered in blood (fake I am sure)…? In this picture, Da Nikkster is holding what looks like a real S&W .357 Magnum. Now, I have to wonder if this picture would make even members of the NRA get a little queasy. And whose dolls are they (they are not the blow up kind)? I am also curious if he will attempt to defend this picture of Ol’ Wyatt Nikki and his six shooter as only being a fake gun, just a prop or just someone who made it all up on a computer (like poor old Oscar in those damn fishnets). You have to wonder, as I do, what sort of judgment he has when he has been drinking too much “Coca Cola.” In the other pictures he is shown with a glass of what looks to me as a deep red wine…..Nahhh I am too old to know wine from a cola and he and his handlers say that it is just a cola…his pen pal Kat Von D in that foto was smart enough to put her glass down. Ok, you look at that picture and tell me what you think. I know darn well what I am seeing as an old x-copper, but this is Los Angeles and not too much is real around here and further, no one cares! Did you know that you can shoot .38s as well as .357s from that gun…just fascinating pictures, all of them! Gotta love Da Nikster. Something that I have heard over and over again is how nice his skin looks for someone who is over 50, and you know, as a former embalmer, I must say he does look very well-preserved (especially next to Charlie Watts). One wonders with all the drugs and alcohol ingested over the years, perhaps there was a little formaldehyde in the mix? Another thought is that he does not worry very much, and thus gets lots of good sound sleep.

Nikki Sixx and Kat Von D Nikki Sixx and Charlie Watts

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