Time for a laugh

April 11, 2009

OctomomOne of my best friends and confidants fancies himself an up and coming comic…he is funny unless you are looking at him down the barrel of a 9mm. He told me this joke about Octomom:

“This could be a new menu item at coffee shops around the country, The Octomom — 8 eggs, no sausage, and the guy in the next booth pays the check.” If you need a little help, drop me a line and I will explain it to you!

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