One of my best friends and confidants fancies himself an up and coming comic…he is funny unless you are looking at him down the barrel of a 9mm. He told me this joke about Octomom:
“This could be a new menu item at coffee shops around the country, The Octomom — 8 eggs, no sausage, and the guy in the next booth pays the check.” If you need a little help, drop me a line and I will explain it to you!