by uismaeanx | Feb 5, 2010 | Uncategorized
Gotta love these! I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual checkup. She told me that I had to quit masturbating. I asked why and she said, “Because . . . I’m trying to examine you.” When I was a kid, I used to pray every...
by uismaeanx | Feb 4, 2010 | Uncategorized
Once again it’s “Super Lawyers” time…folks, this is so embarrassing! Embarrassing from the point that this is PAID PUBLICITY, paid for by the “Super Lawyers” themselves. Sure I have heard all about the “point system” and...
by uismaeanx | Feb 3, 2010 | Uncategorized
Baby Pimpin’… who would have ever thought this would be something that we would be talking about? But in this day and age, no real surprise here folks, family values are hard to find in our own homes, and to have access to a “celebrity” infant...
by uismaeanx | Jan 29, 2010 | Uncategorized
…from his own firm! (see here for how this started, and here for more on Ms. Boultinghouse) Dear John, Let it not be said that I cannot deliver promptly. The following are two happy and fascinating clients who will have nice things to say about Michael, and...
by uismaeanx | Jan 29, 2010 | Uncategorized
Flying anyplace today is tough, go to the airport and get jerked around by some TSA employees who just could never cut it as real cops and now you get to deal with them as they go about protecting the flying public, not fun. So sometimes the boys ,the dogs and I head...
by uismaeanx | Jan 12, 2010 | Uncategorized
Pizza Pizza Pizza, is there a perfect pizza? Well I have to admit, in California it is hit and miss. That miserable joint on Lankershim that I critiqued several months ago, Angelinas aka YUK, has closed. It is going to become a Thai restaurant, file that one under who...
