Pellicano Trial: Tappity tap

Tap Tap Tap Tap me, whatever pain or harm a wiretap can bring is nothing compared to the financial rewards that can land in the victims bank accounts. There is not one doubt in my mind that I was “listened to” during the days of Anthony Pellicanos reign of...

Welcome to the world, James!

There was a flash of joy within the universe early Thursday morning — my son Chris and his adorable girlfriend Victoria together brought their new son James Nazarian into the world at 4:20 A.M. James is 9.9 lbs and 21 inches, and upon hearing this I was so glad...

Don’t get your keys from Keyes Woodland Hills

Update: I am in contact with Mr. Howard Tenenbaum, VP & COO, Howard called me himself this afternoon and we spoke at length. Obviously, he as an owner is concerned when someone walks in and walks out and does not buyhe has made me an offer that I cannot refuse, I...

We could all use a laugh…

Gotta love these! I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual checkup. She told me that I had to quit masturbating. I asked why and she said, “Because . . . I’m trying to examine you.” When I was a kid, I used to pray every...