An observation…

John J. Nazarian
January 14, 2011

Bombshell TornadoSome men have this dream, and as we all know many dreams end up as nightmares… here is my thought:

What does one of those gorgeous, voluptuous bombshell blondes have in common with a tornado? Well…in the beginning, there’s lots of huffing, groaning, incredible sucking and blowing that rocks you to your foundation.

And then just like a tornado, you lose your house!

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