Don’t get your keys from Keyes Woodland Hills

Update: I am in contact with Mr. Howard Tenenbaum, VP & COO, Howard called me himself this afternoon and we spoke at length. Obviously, he as an owner is concerned when someone walks in and walks out and does not buyhe has made me an offer that I cannot refuse, I...

Drive Thru Divorce

You may have noticed a new phenomenon lately, the Divorce Franchise business. Oh for sure, there are the clever titles, “Divorce with Dignity and Move On,” Get On With Your Life” and the like. And for a small fee you can buy a...

The List

Here is my list of recommended lawyers who practice family law in Southern California. I believe you will be in good hands if you are represented by any of them. And before you start, I DO NOT WORK FOR ALL OF THESE LAWYERS, yes there are some that I have, and so what?...

We could all use a laugh…

Gotta love these! I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual checkup. She told me that I had to quit masturbating. I asked why and she said, “Because . . . I’m trying to examine you.” When I was a kid, I used to pray every...

Super Lawyers, meet Asswipes

Once again it’s “Super Lawyers” time…folks, this is so embarrassing! Embarrassing from the point that this is PAID PUBLICITY, paid for by the “Super Lawyers” themselves. Sure I have heard all about the “point system” and...