Gotta love these!
I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my
annual checkup. She told me that I had to quit masturbating. I asked
why and she said, “Because . . . I’m trying to examine you.”
When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then
I realized that God doesn’t work that way.. So I stole a bike and
asked Him to forgive me.