John’s Rate-a-Lawyer: Noelle M. Halaby

John J. Nazarian
December 12, 2007

Why anyone would ever go to Glendale for a lawyer or a doctor, I am a little confused by those who do this! Is it looking for a cheaper retainer or offices with no personality, self-parking? What? Great police department for sure, but other than that, go figure. Noelle M. Halaby, Esq. was at one time an associate with a very prestigious law firm many years ago, and for whatever reason got tired of the grind, the commute, office politics, or just wanted a simpler professional life…she found it! Yea for her! However, practicing family law in Glendale, California is one step from not practicing at all! I got a chance to watch her earlier this year going up against Lawrence Leone, Esq. and it was very sad, sad in a way that Mr. Leone could have handled this appearance from his desk in his highrise suite on Wilshire Boulevard (almost Santa Monica). Ms. Halaby had what I guess was an assistant with her, and the two of them together — hmmm, lets just say the packaging was a little “dry.” Leone? Impeccable! And I will be honest here, Leone always looks well-groomed and tanned…someone is paying for that look! If you are going to be in the Family Law practice, being in the right place and having “the look” is important. Ms. Halaby has the education and was almost a player…it would appear that she was at the airport when her ship came in.
Nazarian’s Rating: 1/2 star

Recent Posts

The Valencia’s Take Paris

Something I swear by is that no one throws a party quite like Lisa Helfend Meyer. Her parties were always over the top. The ones at hotels and restaurants and the ones at her incredible home all...

Back In The Saddle

It is nice to be back in the saddle again, for almost one year DESPERATEEXES.com was flat on our backs! Was it that Sanskirt stuff called Karma? Nope, it was in fact two F*&Kers. For many years...

Miss Elizabeth Taylor

Elizabeth Taylor is gone. I had the opportunity to have a few dealings with Miss Taylor and it was odd in so many ways. Odd in so much what was I doing talking with, visiting in her bedroom, and...

ADT Answers the Alarm Bell

What alarm system? ADT/TYCO and John J. Nazarian went to battle and I have to say, when these guys screw something up they fix it! Only if you have the ability to track down MR. BIG and talk to...