by uismaeanx | Jul 2, 2010 | Uncategorized
How much do I hate Europe? Let me count the ways, this entire continent is here for one reason and one reason only: to separate you from your money. The first thing is the “exchange” rate, that will kill you at every turn and those exchanging your dollars...
by uismaeanx | Jun 23, 2010 | Uncategorized
Well Well Well, the sign above Adam M. Sacks says it all…he gives a whole new meaning to being “in the sack”…”Mr. Sacks is in the sack”…LMAO Now in all fairness, we have all been in court and have seen what looked like...
by uismaeanx | Jun 18, 2010 | Uncategorized
The other day I was in court and as I was walking down the corridor, I saw this large black object. Stranger yet, it would appear that it was following my friend Patrick DeCarolis of Trope and DeCarolis, one if this city’s high-profile boutique divorce firms. As...
by uismaeanx | May 30, 2010 | Uncategorized
Wondering why it took so long for “The Commish” to become “The Judge,” this was a question too many people wondered. Stop wondering and thank you Governor Schwarzenegger for doing what will be one of your term’s highlights, the...
by uismaeanx | May 13, 2010 | Uncategorized
1.My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.” 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. “You better pray that will come out of the carpet.” 3. My mother taught...
by uismaeanx | May 13, 2010 | Uncategorized
While leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee, a man noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was...
