Relationship tips from Mother Nature

John J. Nazarian
November 5, 2007

Praying Mantis WidowWhy, in some species, after the mating procedure is over, does the female kill the male partner? You have to wonder if mother nature does not know so much more than mankind! After all, when it comes right on down to the nitty-gritty, men are only sperm donors, is it not true?

Ladies, and the few gents who will view this site, for the most part your relationships are over! Whatever it was or could be, it is over: your engagement, your relationship, your affair, your marriageit is as over as Michael Jackson and the moon walk.

When you pull the pin, remember this: relationships end, but that does not mean your life has to end as you knew it! No question you will be in for one of the roughest rides of your lifeit is not going to be a Sunday brunch with the girls, this is war! And if you listen to me and take a little advice, you will win some battles. You also have to realize that you will also lose a few, but make no mistake: by playing fair, you will get the big flaming weenie coming right up yourwell enough on that! Lets get ready to fight, and with me in charge we are not taking prisoners, and one other thing: NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED!

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