Old Goats & Old Age vs Lisa Helfend Meyer

John J. Nazarian
May 28, 2024

After dealing with a long surveillance today (5.27.24) in Encino, I was parked in the 17000 block of Ventura Blvd.. I was talking to one of our agents about the night’s results. When I noticed something very out of place. It looked like an unkept goat. What looked to be an old ‘Nanny’ goat being led into the Nail Elegance Salon, this is Encino I thought. Would that not be a violation of some kind of health code, I thought, a goat? Perhaps this service was being offered to make extra income, times are tough all over. Is this nail salon providing Farrier services for old goats? They would need to have a hoof trim tool kit and someone who knew how to trim that growth. Those old hoofs require some very special treatment and all of that spontaneous pooping out of the ass end…. what a potential mess, after all it is Los Angeles County.

It also seemed very strange that this old nanny goat had no harness on, what if the poor old thing wondered into traffic? Well, I was obviously tired, after all it had been a long 2 days and after I looked closer I realized this was not just any old ‘Nanny’ goat. Hell it was just Lisa Helfend Meyer the founder of that money printing operation in Century City. Lisa was just ‘toddling’ in for what I am sure was to get those old hooves a little soaking and a good scrubbing and good for Lisa! All of us are aging, god knows I am and some, very gracefully and others rather horribly, in this case I have to be terribly honest, there was NO GRACE anywhere, amazing or otherwise!

While on the subject of Nasty and Old DIVORCE lawyers once again a tip crossed our little God’s Acre, just wait! There is a very, very rich lawyer in Los Angeles who has been a real piece of garbage for much of his career, and these are not my thoughts. This is just a fact and those very expensive watches he likes to flash are almost as offensive as all those early days of fun and games at the office. Just saying, again stuff we have been told. It would seem that fucking the secretary and or your female clients was pretty much the “norm” for many of our male DIVORCE lawyers in the early days. And having a girlfriend on the side that you could sneak out for a quickie, “lunch” was very common and I understand for some, still is! Christ, I was thrown into the middle of one of those encounters years ago, and I knew the guys wife! Another encounter I recall caused a DIVORCE for a particular local lawyer.

Anyways, what the hell is this? “ Barry” the bear, it is reported to us that Shit for Brains and the little ‘Misses’ took this stuffed toy to all kinds of places, serious functions! (The make believe kid?) It was reported to us that there was custom made clothes for this potential chew toy (let my Rottweilers get a sniff ) and that Barry had his own room and a seat at the dinner table! Our sources tell us that “ Barry” was even brought to the office to “trick or treat” for Halloween. Anyways, we understand that there is a very heavy black cloud over these folks, very sad to say. Poor “ Barry” might get moved to the master bedroom to sleep with daddy. I wonder if “Barry” snores? My sources are all very seasoned members of the Beverly Hills DIVORCE scene!

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