John’s Rate-a-Lawyer: Mark Vincent Kaplan

John J. Nazarian
January 27, 2008

Mark KaplanWell, Well, Well! Mark Vincent Kaplan, Lawyer…what can be said about Mr. Kaplan that has not been said already? Plenty, this guy has been under the radar for many years! Mr. Kaplan is a former partner of Trope and Trope, and now that firm has to remove his shoe from their asses almost each time they are in court in the Federline v Crazy Spears matters.

Mark Kaplan is a very dynamic lawyer and is always well-dressed, when you look at him he has the look of either a sharp lawyer or a potential hit man! You know, well-tailored and shined shoes and very well-groomed. I mention this as some lawyers show up in court looking as if they stole a suit from Target and crawled out of the trunk of their Corolla. He has that Joe Pesce in Casino look about him…tough! But go ahead and talk to him…this guy is funny…he would have to have a good sense of humor, look who he represents! Mark has been in the family law trenches for too many years to count. He has the right address, Century City of course, and the panache to remain in the BIG LEAGUES of family law for as long as he wants. You will get what you pay for in terms of representation from Mark. He also has a partner…I just can’t remember his name.
Nazarian’s Rating: **1/2

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