Dog Whisperer Divorce Duty Goes to Lisa Helfend Meyer

uismaeanx
June 8, 2010

Illusion and Cesar MillanWOOF! WOOF! WOOF! Well being Hollywood,”The Dog Whisperer” AKA Cesar’s soon to be ex-wife Illusion Millan is howling! DesperateExes.com has learned that Illusion Millan has signed with Los Angeles celebrity divorce lawyer Lisa Helfend Meyer. Now that is as far from a “whisper” as you can get. Lisa Helfend Meyer is not known for whispering, and let there be no question that this divorce lawyer is not known for playing nice. Lisa Helfend Meyer will have Cesar by the scruff of the neck, paper training him for a future of little or no growling as he writes checks to Illusion. 16 years is a long time and in dog years it is even longer, Woof! I can see a scene, “Dog Whisperer meets Jaws”…no matter who he hires, Cesar Millan is going to feel like chum in a school of sharks.

With this power house divorce firm on Illusion Millans side someone better get ready for some serious digging and it won’t be just finances. Cesar is real rich and any of those old bones that were buried are all going to be dug up and no whispering is going to stop these legal beagles from digging in Cesars yard. I promise you this will not be a day in the park chasing and jumping for a frisbee…tail-wagging is all over.

One of my favorite movies of all time was and still is “Lady and the Tramp.” Now get a visual of this, the spaghetti scene, the slurping and the moon light…I have to stop I am going to slip into the sentimental place. Now what I want you to do is to flash back to the pound scene…welcome to DIVORCE Hollywood Style.

Meyer, Olson, Lowy and Meyers was contacted for a comment and we were told “no comment.” For me, I was surprised that he was married, well at least in a traditional way…either way not a problem. Remember I love everyone, and I think that this divorce has the potential to get real nasty. Someone commented, Dogs need discipline not wives, ouch and we can all assume that Cesar has lost his ability to be a “wife whisperer”…let’s hope he does not lose the Dog Whisperer gig as Illusion will be looking for a new “Kennel” and it better have a pool and a motor court.

Straight Talk by John J. Nazarian, Private Investigator
June 8, 2010
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