(But could just as well be Jewish-style, Persian-style, NBA-style, Beverly Hills Plastic Surgeon-style…….)
Punjabi woman says to her mother:
“I’m divorcing Kuldip… all he wants is anal sex and my asshole is now the size of a 50 cent coin when it used to be the size of a 5 cent coin.”
Mother responds:
“You’re married to a millionaire lawyer …
you live in an 8 bedroom mansion in Canada ,
you drive a Mercedes 300SEL ….
you get $10,000 a week allowance …
you take 6 vacations a year …..
……….and you want to throw all that away for 45 cents?”