As hard as I try, it just seems some people still cannot help themselves (associates and partners) in taking a slight towards me and all of the work that God directs me to assist with. And then when you can least expect it, there are people out there that send along those comments directly to me….. just for laughs! Having a good size ranch in Montana, there really is an expression about “leaving resting bulls rest”.

Summers Levine Lipsic & Hersh LLP, I believe most of my followers know my opinion of the first two named, Big Cheech and Little Cheech. When I close my eyes and I have a vision of Adam Lipsic and Neal Hersh associated with these two as partners, first thing comes to my mind is an LV bag full of thousands in hundred dollar bills sitting next to an old sock full of pennies. I just cannot help it. Might be the medication I am taking. Who knows? My other TRIGGER is idle minds is the devils playground or is it idle hands, phooey! Either one works for me.

I was looking though some things that a pain in the ass client had sent to me about something they thought would make me blink. Not sure if it was a comment about me or how I combed my hair. They pointed me in the direction of ‘The Bag of Pennies’. I wondered why would any partner of any firm would try and fluff themselves up with such a horrible air piece in The Hollywood Reporter? A lawyer in the world of pennies named, Zinnkco was asked about Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce. Now had you landed the case and was out in the “Mix”, then perhaps BTW you spoke like you had hot soup in your mouth or your teeth were loose……. Unless Neal Hersh or Joe Mannis gets the call the rest of you are in the nose bleed section of ever getting any really famous clients. April Meridith Zonnis you might as well run around the office and check on the freshness of the office floral collections and confirm the water if fresh!

One of the best dressed female lawyers in Southern California has always been Lisa Helfend Meyer, Esquire. Almost impossible to find her ever wearing the same outfit twice in any photo shoots /media…. Ms.Zonnko you need to be careful not to wear the same dress in every photo. On another note, I have a good friend, Jose Eber, look him up! Jose does Miracles with hair, even yours….. Funny story here, Stacy D. Phillips always tries to look nice, she has that mess on the top of her head she calls hair that looks just like a helmet that a crash dummy would wear, for years. It is really her trademark, in lieu of a hairnet she uses a Home Depot Bucket, she thinks the color matches her eyes. And her clothes, she spends what I am sure is a fortune on trying to look successful and she still looks as if she shops at Walmart women’s discount section. I only mention this after a great deal of thought and time….. you and Stacy D. Philips could be related. Imagine? Try to never take a photo standing next to or near Flips!

Use caution, April M. Snoodles that you don’t fall into a Stacy D. FLIPS hair and fashion disaster ….. poor Stacy. Bless Her Heart! Even on a good day she resembles a homeless paraplegic playing with finger paints and thinking she is doing her makeup while eating pancakes.
Till the other day I had never heard of you Zinndles, unfortunately YOU have heard of me and now we are friends.

