How many times have I had to sit and listen to someone from some third world country say loud enough for all to hear, “IN MY COUNTRY”. Generally, I hear this from all kinds of people that came to America from places where they had dirt floors and pissed out of a window, “IN MY COUNTRY”. Or these silly bastards shit in a hole in the ground that is hidden in a back room with a shower curtain for privacy. Or they sleep with each other with mattresses on the floor and everyone becomes well versed in “spooning”. Not far from that ‘shit hole’ or the big water basin that they stood in to bath in and rinse themselves with a small pot or cup!
Or worse yet to have to pretend you are sleeping with your siblings and your mother brings some drunk home that she plans to steal from as soon as he falls asleep! Or is fucking some day laborer for $5.00 to pay the rent or to feed all the bastards she has from unknown fathers crawling around the hut. Oh, and don’t get me started with the “sisters” and their $10.00 fan clubs (hell don’t wear panties they interfere with access for those famous quick fucks in the alley and all that goes with that! In some case there is even a spot for the families teenage brothers!
One of the worst in my opinions are the Filipinos who always have some crazy shit about all their housekeepers and drivers and how things are so good in their country. When the reality is like living in a National Geographic movie episode….. while living here in the U.S. they are living 15 flip flop wearing pains in the ass in a 2 bedroom apartment or house they rent.
Don’t get me wrong here, all go these lovely people are very pleasant folks and the traditional foods is absolutely delicious and as sex workers they can really be fun…. It is their cultural rules you need to be careful, straight or gay when you hook up with one of these, be very careful as your new love of your life will bring their entire family in tow. Your house will smell like fish sauce or a tortilla factory!
Thank god for President Donald J. Trump and his tightening up the border, we have enough crazy S.O.B.s roaming the streets of America before the Biden administration decided to blow up our borders. Granted, some groups that have snuck into the United States are much more prone to terrorist style violence than others. Please do not forget that the Muslims have a very strong presence in the Philippines… however these appear shorter and hairless as compared to the breeding characteristics of those bred in Middle East, bigger and hairy!
However, when I hear, “IN MY COUNTRY” I want to puke! There should be a LAW that when one of these ‘immigrants’ from a third world or for that matter anyone that is here in America and they reflect on how things were better from whence they came? BAM! those wonderful and faithful patriots called I.C.E. should fall from the skies above and remove these stupid bastards immediately and return them “To Their COUNTRY”.
We will be looking forward to my speaking engagements beginning in 2026
MERRY CHRISTMAS and HAPPY NEW YEAR