Several weeks ago I was at the Yellowstone National Park, we stopped by and hung out with a client and his family that we were traveling with and got a special tour. (A wealthy politician just cannot wait like the rest of us) As I got closer I could swear I could hear Lisa Helfend Meyer, my dear old friend! Then I realized it was just Old Faithful releasing huge gas plumes with some steam from deep in the bowels of the earth. Seriously, it was scary, thinking of Lisa’s bowels….. Till I got to my sense, I worried that maybe Lisa had visited the park and had fallen into the crevice! And was now doing what she has done for 60 years, releasing lots of gas and steam! Thank god it was too much worry for not. That old Gas Bag is still haunting the halls of The Mosk!

Lisa Helfend Meyer looking at receivables…!
While on the subject of “Old,” “Crypts” and of course “Dusty” it was brought to my attention that Lisa Meyer, L.A. Divorce lawyer told a mutual acquaintance of ours that I, John J. Nazarian was nothing but a “Third Rate Private Investigator.” Well, imagine that! Reflecting back I recall I worked with Lisa for almost 28 years give or take a day or two. Well, if I was a ‘Third Rate Private Investigator’ is it fair to say that Lisa and I made a great team? Many of you remember those days, I am sure. Two ‘Third Rate Pros’…… keep those compliments coming we cherish each and every one of these lovely thoughts.

Lisa Helfend Meyer screaming “Third rate P.I….”