Why Fight When We Can Negotiate?

Laura Wasser, Esq. vs Samantha Spector, Esq. and we have Ms. Spector representing Amber Heard (the one with the bruised kisser from the windup of Depp nailing her with a cell phone) And did I mention that the cops (LAPD) showed up not once but twice? In all fairness, the LAPD would have arrested Depp but getting a statement was not coming along and Depp’s security got him out of the penthouse before the cops arrived. Was this also a case of “star struck” by the LAPD as to why “Johnny at the plate” was not arrested for spousal battery? When the obvious is obvious, they should have tracked down that renegade pirate. Remember “O.J., can I get an autograph?”

I can hear the cars sighing in relief...

I can hear the cars sighing in relief…

I clearly stated the other day “Johnny, you got the wrong lawyer for this bullshit storm.” Dude, please adjust your pirate hat and smell the seagull shit for what it is! The initial call went out to Jake Bloom. Jake is a heavy hitter in tinsel town and is as well connected as you can get.

Well, the story is that a letter was sent from Samantha Spector’s office to Bloom wanting to keep all this on the down low. LAPD seemed to be on board as to not making any arrest of “wind ’em up Depp.” And it was the hopes of a couple of these folks involved that ALL parties could keep this all tucked away in a rabbit hole. And to play nice with each other, Hah! Not very often. Someone always wants to “wet their beak” in the TMZ trough. Arlo Harvey?

I'll just be right over there.....

I’ll just be right over there…..


Well, it was reported to this writer that all went to hell within minutes of its (the Letter) arrival at the vacation spot of Wasser Cooperman & Carter, the hen house that Laura Wasser sits and lays beautiful eggs. However, this “egg” has turned into a “Big Boy Scramble.” Extra ham, please. Spector, being no fool, and thinking she saw bulls running through Century City, brings in Joseph P. Koenig,Esq. as co-counsel. Koenig was with one of the biggest firms in Los Angeles at one time before setting up his own private practice. It was during those years that Koenig became one of the “players” in the world of DIVORCE. Koenig is co-counsel to Spector and that gives you the mindset that this is not going to be “let’s collect some fees, shine pretty for the press, get TMZ to say cute things and all will be peaceful in the valley.”

Alas, poor Eggbert! Thou shalt dwell with the ham and cheese...

Alas, poor Eggbert! Thou shalt dwell with the ham and cheese…

Samantha F. Spector, Esq is putting on her boots and is ready to kick some serious “bullshit” as she strolls through Laura Wasser’s “hen house.” breaking those pretty eggs. Oh no! I thought I saw Joseph P. Koenig tucking his suit pants into his “Lucchese’s.” We are going to be seeing some serious lawyering. We might even see the finer recipes of preparing light fluffy omelets from all those broken eggs. I think that Ms. Wasser is going to realize, and fast, that those “Christian Louboutin’s” are not what you want to be wearing running around the bullpens dodging raging Spectors and Koenigs. However, when collecting those “pretty eggs,” Christian Louboutins and Gucci are just perfect, and that ain’t no bullshit.



I hope you upped your shares of Charmin....

I hope you upped your shares of Charmin….

The writing is on the wall as to the stance that Judge Carl Moor is taking, sitting in Department 6 of the Stanley Mosk. Judge Moor issued a restraining order against “SpitBall” Johnny. And did I mention that this judge is perfect for this case? Judge Moor has been on the DIVORCE bench since 2014 and knows investigations and I am sure he is going to be listening closely and separating the “Bullshit from the Roses.”




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May 28, 2016
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One Response to Why Fight When We Can Negotiate?

  1. Kiss My Ass, Esq. says:

    This is again what we see way too often in the world of DIVORCE in TinCan Town. “Someone,” a business manager, agent, handler or ???? sends someone like “Casey at the bat’ aka ‘Depp’ to a lawyer and it turns out to be maybe not the best choices. My opinion only folks, there was far better choices out there, one for sure would have been Judy Bogen, Judith Forman, Susan Wiesner, OR Mannis, Hersh, Lipsic, M. Trope. These folks can get down and dirty.

    Hell, a very similar thing happened to Britney Spears. Her lawyers were licking themselves enjoying the morning sun when she was thrown into a LEGAL BARREL OF ROTTING FISH! Funny actually the level of arrogance that exists in the world of DIVORCE, Southern California style.

    It reminds me of those damn ‘replica’ cars. You think you buy a Ferrari and what you really got was a pretty car with a VW engine. Sometimes you wish you had a good rag rather than some expensive ass wipe, just my humble opinion!

    Enjoy your tea.

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