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Jeff is in the hospital… – Desperate Exes | Unleashed

Jeff is in the hospital…

This is very relevant to many of my clients:


Who the hell is Jeff? Well Jeff is the guy who gets home late one night and Irene, his wife, says “Where the hell have you been?” Jeff replies “I was out getting a tattoo!”

“A tattoo”? She frowned. “What kind of tattoo did you get?”

“I got a hundred dollar bill on my pecker ” he said proudly.

“What the hell were you thinking”? She said, shaking her head in disgust.
“Why on earth would a retired business man get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his pecker ?”

“Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.”

Jeff is in St. James’s Hospital, Critical Care Unit, Room 233

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