UPDATE July 18, 2011 11:25AM — We may have gotten something wrong and we are always the first to apologize. I just got off the phone with Police Officer Duvalle Page, Sr. of the Midway Police Dept. Officer Page tells me that the reason that the police told the girls to stop their lemonade sale was the area. When I was a cop, we had what was known as “Police Hazards,” seedy areas, not nice places, well it would appear that these girls live in or close to an area that is “not nice.”
Officer Page told me that Chief Morningstar had nothing to do with this, and that a reporter who reported on this incident made numerous mistakes and either did not know or did not ask. Well. we here at “straight talk” did ask Officer Duvalle Page, Sr. and he tells me that the area is the residence of several sex offenders, there is a wooded area close by and the housing in the area is less than let’s say Happy Days-like in nature.
This was the primary reason that the cops wanted the girls out of there, and Officer Page went on to say that he would be more than happy to PAY FOR THE GIRLS’ TICKETS TO GO TO A WATERPARK! I spoke to this officer myself and I can hear the feeling that he had in telling me this story. That is a whole different story coming from a Police Officer, Officer Duvalle Page, Sr and that is good enough for me. END UPDATE
Every chance that I get to report on good police work, I feel obligated to assist and to tell the world. Well, I am wondering if Chief Kelli Morningstar of the Midway Georgia Police Department knows Councilman Michael Wolfensohn of Chappaqua, New York? Councilman Michael Wolfensohn was given the “Douchebag of the Year Award” for 2010. You remember, Wolfensohn took on a couple of kids selling cupcakes and shut them down, saving the town from tasty treats.
My dear and faithful readers, Chief of Police Morningstar and another dick-head with a badge and gun saw three girls making lemonade at their little stand, and being a lady of action “Da Cheef” shut it all down, “no permits” & “no business license.” It is reported that 14-year old Casity Dixon and 10-year-old Skylar Roberts listened to Chief Douche and shut down their lemonade stand!
This is exactly what is wrong with America today. I had a lemonade stand as a child and look how wonderful I turned out. First, who hired “Cheef”? That person should be fired, right after the “Cheef” is shown the door. Kids selling Fn lemonade? What? Didn’t give a freebie fast enough to the “chief crime fighter”? We want all you kids to call Chief Kelli Morningstar at 912-880-1000 and tell her what you think of her great police work. While you are at it call Mayor Dr. Clemontine Washington, 912-884-3344 and mention to her also what you think of her Chief and her three underlings…LMAO. Good thing it was not a major crime wave…one lame chief and three cops, what would they do if there was something serious going on?
Morningstar said, “We had told them, we understand you guys are young, but still, you’re breaking the law, and we can’t let you do it anymore. The law is the law, and we have to be consistent with how we enforce the laws.” OMG, did you really say that? Hey DUMBO, there is the spirit of the law and letter of the law. Kelli, sweetie you need to resign, hang up your pink gun and lavender cuffs…you are done!
Citizens of Midway Georgia, this is a wake-up call, you DO NOT need a chief of police with this kind of mentality. And I am proud to announce that Chief Kelli Morningstar is DesperateExes.com’s winner of the Douchebag of the Year Award of 2011, Congratulations Chief. Straight Talk with John J. Nazarian attempted to call the Midway Police Dept. for comment, but they are closed on weekends and you cannot leave a message. I bet that went into effect when Chief Crime Fighter’s good work hit the wire! Maybe you should just close the police dept. down permanently!
I was wondering did you have the “dick-head” assisting you in this crime spree snap a photo of you standing by the little girls’ lemonade stand as you ruined a couple of kids’ attempt to make money to spend a day at a water park? SHAME ON YOU “CHEEF.”
Straight Talk by John J. Nazarian, Private Investigator
July 16, 2011
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