http://desperateexes.com Tue, 09 Mar 2010 10:57:38 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Batter up! Well that is what it seemed when I saw two of my friends in court, Peter Lauzon, Esq. and none other than Neil Hersh, Esq. Peter is representing Jason Kendall and Neil is representing Chantel Kendall, and it is nothing less than "you're out!" Jason Kendall ... http://desperateexes.com/2010/03/09/sean-stewart-chantel-kendall-jason-kendall-major-league-divorce/ (But could just as well be Jewish-style, Persian-style, NBA-style, Beverly Hills Plastic Surgeon-style.......) Punjabi woman says to her mother: "I'm divorcing Kuldip... all he wants is anal sex and my asshole is now the size of a 50 cent coin ... http://desperateexes.com/2010/03/07/divorce-indian-style/ Jeffrey Sklan and I had a moment to catch up at lunch the other day. The hook was, I had to sit through a sentencing on a contempt hearing he had prosecuted. The proceedings were in Judge Hank Goldberg's courtroom. Baby Daddy had been convicted of 15 counts of ... http://desperateexes.com/2010/03/03/jeffrey-sklan-doesnt-waste-a-beat-even-over-a-bite/ Happy Birthday "No Fault Divorce," 40 years old and counting. Well, happy for some anyways, certainly not for all. It was 1970 when the California law took effect. Now it is practiced in every state, except New York, ahhhh the East, gotta love em! “No Fault Divorce” is ... http://desperateexes.com/2010/03/01/happy-birthday-no-fault/ Update: I am in contact with Mr. Howard Tenenbaum, VP & COO, Howard called me himself this afternoon and we spoke at length. Obviously, he as an owner is concerned when someone walks in and walks out and does not buy……he has made me an offer that ... http://desperateexes.com/2010/02/27/dont-get-your-keys-from-keyes-woodland-hills/ You may have noticed a new phenomenon lately, the Divorce Franchise business. Oh for sure, there are the clever titles, "Divorce with Dignity and Move On," ‘‘Get On With Your Life" and the like. And for a small fee you can buy a "franchise," sure, $25,000 for one ... http://desperateexes.com/2010/02/23/drive-thru-divorce/ Here is my list of recommended lawyers who practice family law in Southern California. I believe you will be in good hands if you are represented by any of them. And before you start, I DO NOT WORK FOR ALL OF THESE LAWYERS, yes there are some that ... http://desperateexes.com/2010/02/07/the-list/ Gotta love these! I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual checkup. She told me that I had to quit masturbating. I asked why and she said, "Because . . . I'm trying to examine you." When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for ... http://desperateexes.com/2010/02/05/we-could-all-use-a-laugh/ Once again it's "Super Lawyers" time...folks, this is so embarrassing! Embarrassing from the point that this is PAID PUBLICITY, paid for by the "Super Lawyers" themselves. Sure I have heard all about the "point system" and "input from peers," I am just having problems telling Bullshit from Roses. If ... http://desperateexes.com/2010/02/04/super-lawyers-meet-asswipes/ “Baby Pimpin'“... who would have ever thought this would be something that we would be talking about? But in this day and age, no real surprise here folks, family values are hard to find in our own homes, and to have access to a "celebrity" infant is a real money ... http://desperateexes.com/2010/02/03/celebrity-baby-pimping/