May
12
It was Mother’s Day for Virgie Arthur, too
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You know, soon I am looking at 60 years on this planet, the big 50 knocked the wind out of my sails and the next big number is not any easier. To cut to the chase this ride will end sooner than I would like. Oh but what a ride it has been. Few can […]
Mar
29
The Mating Game
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This afternoon I had lunch with some friends and as always the conversation leans towards divorce and my thoughts on the subject…my thoughts on relationships are a little edgy, ya think? Even when a marriage or relationship works there is some fantasy present. That being that both parties are happy and all is just “ducky,” […]
Feb
13
Madonna…What a friend she has in Jesus Luz!
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Hey now, this is a Valentine’s story for you, in place of going out and blowing a wad on roses or candy (Sees is my favorite and I also do love roses). Really, who can afford all this stuff in these tough financial times…roses, candy, dinner and “toys”? Madonna, that is who! Have you all […]
Feb
9
Chris Brown Rappin’ on Rihanna?
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What was that sweet sound of music coming from Hancock Park? Oh! no! Tell me that Chris Brown did not try and eat Rihanna. These two did not make it to perform on the Grammys this evening, reportedly due to a fight. Chris Brown was arrested by the L.A.P.D. and charged with “criminal threats” — […]
Aug
6
Beware of Very, Very Personal Trainers
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Do you know the difference between a personal trainer and bullshit? The smell! This is a warning especially for my female readers: personal trainers are often little more than buff losers and leeches that will suck your financial juices dry…if you are not careful!
Over the years I have had dozens of cases where clients have […]
Jun
2
Why can’t you PULL THE PLUG?!
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So you know that he is screwing anything and everything and he is addicted to online porn, your relationship is on life support and you are so mad that you want to kill the S.O.B., but you can’t pull the plug! The reason is fear — fear of what so many women face and […]
Dec
9
Paying for it
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OK, time to give the “sperm donors” a break! What is it with these rich guys — and a couple of not so rich ones — that fall in love with their “paid date,” “escort,” “woman of the night”…HOOKERS! When I was a cop, I never arrested any girls for prostitution. […]
Dec
6
The Hope Chest, part one
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Alright, listen up girlfriend, I am going to tell you about the “Hope Chest!” Yes dear, the Hope Chest…and I hope you won’t need to use it, BUT…you will more likely than not!
When I was growing up, the traditional “Hope Chest” was literally a chest or trunk — filled with clothes, silverware, linen, that […]
Nov
20
Frenemies
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It’s a funny thing that we are so quick to call someone a friend, when in fact they are nothing more than someone we know. I have seen divorces go right in the shitter when you forget that! Do you realize how many of your “friends” are going to be sad to your face, but […]
Nov
5
Relationship tips from Mother Nature
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Why, in some species, after the mating procedure is over, does the female kill the male partner? You have to wonder if mother nature does not know so much more than mankind! After all, when it comes right on down to the nitty-gritty, men are only sperm donors, is it not true?
Ladies, and […]