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Need to lose weight? Well, there is the Atkins, South Beach, Grapefruit and “I am a cow” diet. However one of the most scarily effective ones that I have ever seen is the Divorce Diet — and I’m not talking about losing the 200 lbs of flab that is Mr. Ex.
I have found […]

So you know that he is screwing anything and everything and he is addicted to online porn, your relationship is on life support and you are so mad that you want to kill the S.O.B., but you can’t pull the plug! The reason is fear — fear of what so many women face and […]

Holy Shit! Unless you’re Sir Paul’s wife, guess what — you may need to get a job! The other day in Commissioner Gordon’s Court, “The Big Div 88″, former sweethearts showed up with their lawyers and asked for a “vocational evaluation.” You can file this under OH NO! This is a process […]

For all you who say that I am always on the side of the “little Mrs.”, here is one for both sides! I have been noticing a very interesting pattern of behavior in some BIG LAW FIRMS. This is the cycle of life and one of the great financial massages I have seen in […]

You know, if ever there was a toxic cloud over couples in the throes of a divorce, it is those paid losers you have around you. Whether you call them nannies, housekeepers or baby-sitters, they are a potential plague that can kill you in court. Many of these paid hangers-on don’t like you! […]

What is it about women who decide “this is it!” — and then pack the bags and leave?! What the hell is wrong with you? Did you watch too many episodes of “I Love Lucy?”…you know, the one where she does the Wah Wah face and cries and takes her bags and […]

OK, time to give the “sperm donors” a break! What is it with these rich guys — and a couple of not so rich ones — that fall in love with their “paid date,” “escort,” “woman of the night”…HOOKERS! When I was a cop, I never arrested any girls for prostitution. […]

Alright, listen up girlfriend, I am going to tell you about the “Hope Chest!” Yes dear, the Hope Chest…and I hope you won’t need to use it, BUT…you will more likely than not!
When I was growing up, the traditional “Hope Chest” was literally a chest or trunk — filled with clothes, silverware, linen, that […]

It’s the same old story…the love of your life (AKA “the sperm donor”) has a good job in November, right? And then you serve him with the divorce papers. Why is it that now, in December, he is broke and damn near homeless? Girlfriend, it is all a part of the […]

Shocking as it may seem, this is a very busy time for “the smart ones” to get rid of “the annoyances!” Yes, this is the time of year that women are putting the trash out of their lives, Happy Holidays! I also know that anniversaries and birthdays are very popular times […]

It’s a funny thing that we are so quick to call someone a friend, when in fact they are nothing more than someone we know.   I have seen divorces go right in the shitter when you forget that!  Do you realize how many of your “friends” are going to be sad to your face, but […]

SOON-TO-BE-SINGLE MOMS BEWARE: if you are married or involved with a “wealthy” male, you are at risk of being declared unfit for an assortment of reasons! Oh, but true! This is how it works, you are for 5, 10, 15 years a mother and you do the good mother routine. […]

Every strong, loving and trusted relationship should have an equally powerful and strong P.I….also important is a BAIL AGENT! Believe it or not, I have very simple taste, “just the best!” My friend Chickie Leventhal is the owner of Chickie’s Bail Bonds, and talk about a class act! Her agency, […]

After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for his young secretary…hmmm, is any of this sounding familiar?
His new girlfriend demanded that she wanted to live in the couple’s multimillion dollar home, and since the man’s lawyers were a little better, he prevailed. Again, having the right lawyer — and of […]

Much of the time when we pick a school, a place to eat, a particular car, or even clothing, we want the best we can afford…this is human nature. And when we get sick — for those of us with medical insurance — we will try and pick the best hospital and doctors […]

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