Super Tomfoolery

L.A. Magazine for 2015 and SUPER LAWYERS…….Total and complete ‘Tomfoolery’ is what this crap is, pure baloney. Folks, this is all advertising and some F’n publisher thought ‘hard and short’ how to do a shake down of peoples egos and came up with “SUPER” this and “SUPER” that……OMG, I am going to prove this whole “SUPER” crap shortly. The magazine wants to talk about the selection process? Ok, then how does everyone who wants to pay for a big ad become so SUPER? I was reading the “nominations,” “Independent research,” and “evaluations” and how you are selected for this esteem group! Some of the biggest screw ups I have seen over my 22 years are on this list! How did that happen? The more money you toss at this, the bigger your “SUPER LAWYER STATUS” will be. There is more useful research in a used condom, than all of this crap combined! Read and listen to DESPERATEEXES.com, we have our hand on the beat of the DIVORCE lawyers in this state. That is the truth!

Someone made an oops on this one.

Someone made an oops on this one.

Funny too was the front cover. There are four female lawyers in frame. I am guessing no one really paid much attention to the caption. The title is “Hey Chick, Want to go to Court? Oral history of the good, bad and ugly experiences of the first wave of female attorneys” so it reads. Note: No one in that picture has been called a ‘Chick‘ in 70 years! The picture says it all here. For one thing, the “Queen of Mean” of all female lawyers is present. (we here at DESPERATEEXES.com always say nice things about her…..out of fear!) The other three, who knows? It was the words that caught my attention in the title. CHICK, ORAL, BAD and of course UGLY. Now I could certainly suggest several dozen others that could very well fit in this category, however, this was a story of ALL the great and SUPER lawyers in Los Angeles. Another title that comes to mind is, “The Good, The Bad, The Unprepared, The No Talent and I Cannot Present a Case.” Now this group I and many others are very well versed on! All this SUPER EXCRETA is what is being sold here folks. You know I would never tell a fib here.

People be jealous!

People be jealous!

There was another section that almost caused me to spit my Jack Daniels into the fire place as I read, and that could have caused a fire on my desk. “THE TOP 10.” This is the best of the best, “allegedly.” On this list we have the ultimate gas bag, Thomas V. Giradi, one of the best in the land when it comes to huge dollar awards in personal injury cases, an interesting little man. Roger C. Brandt, quite a big name in the world of law, a pal of mine, Brian J. Panish, another and possibly the worlds best in the world of personal injury and a track record to prove it. A very interesting big man. Then we have the other 7, to make 10. “The Best of the Best.” Here came the Jack Daniels moment, STACY D. PHILLIPS !!!!!!! This lawyer fancies herself a DIVORCE lawyer and through the years has always spent the money and got her placement on the Super Excreta list. One of the funniest of all time was a “cover” shot several years ago. Well, whoever did that to Ms. Phillips should have been fired. All that photo needed was a parrot placed on her shoulder and she could have co-starred in “Hook.” And BTW, that type of photo and placement is HUGE money, someone paid a partial retainer for that photo.

Does this suit make me look fat?

Does this suit make me look fat?

This is another reason why I say Baloney! If, and I say if, Ms. Phillips was the last lawyer on the planet she still would never make it into the top ten of anything! This is just my opinion. Oh stop, I am not being mean. I am being honest, in so much that all of this SUPER LAWYER stuff is just clever advertising to trick you, the consumer, into thinking you are getting something special. You are not and all of the above is my proof!

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By John Nazarian
©Straight Talk with John J. Nazarian, Private Investigator
February 22, 2015
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