Pre-nups…As Good As Tits on a Boar

Timing is everything in so much of what we do on a daily basis, it can make you rich or can ruin you. Words and the verbalization of those words too can cause you pain and suffering. Who has not wished that they could take back words that we use in the course of anger or just being a little silly. How many people paid for the legal security of a pre-nup only in the end to get totally screwed while standing firmly on their pre-nup? The reality is LOTS!

Many of these pre-nups are a little like a life time warranty on those ‘no leak’ caskets……you will never know unless you dig them up, open it and see your love one floating like a morbid tea bag in a stew of decomposing human waste! LMAO. Actually funny, and you know what? The casket company will give you a new casket…no questions asked. You just need to go pay and have the casket brought to the surface! Not sure if the lawyer you hired to write up your pre-nup will pay you for a pre-nup that has been so stuck in your backside so deep that your tonsils can read it. ‘It was nice when we made it’….TIME, is not nice to pre-nups and the following is a perfect example of just that, $12,000,000.00 pay out with a pre-nup?

Attorney - Pre-nups, post-nups, just shacking up-nups.Several months ago a friend of mine called and to my shock told me that she was going to be getting a DIVORCE…..I was surprised as she had been my client for too many years to count and was now more of a friend. I also knew and thought her husband was actually  a decent guy, however, I did not have to sleep with or put up with him! She went on to tell me that she had retained Mark Kaplan, lawyer, a good lawyer, but not MY choice for my dear friend. Why had you not called me, I was thinking, the ‘King’, as do many many women in the pits of despair and needing a great lawyer? No worries, I could fix this error and I did!

My dear friend goes on and tells me that she had paid Mr. Kaplan $25,000.00 retainer, good for him! I have never worked with Mr. Kaplan but I certainly have enjoyed him over the years as I observed him practicing law. Upon hearing my displeasure with her choice, she asked what she should do…..I told her not to worry, Mr. Kaplan would be more than happy to return her $25,000.00. 🙂 LMAO, sure he would! Of course, I did warn her that there would be fees for Mr. Kaplan and the time that he spent on ‘reviewing’ the case……not very long actually, but time is time…so says DIVORCECORP.com

Her husband, a very very very wealthy man, had retained the very prestigious law firm of Trope and Trope. Anne Kiley, Esq. would be the lawyer in the ‘saddle; on dealing with Lisa H. Meyer, Esq. in the defense of the ‘strength and merits’ of this incredible pre-nup. And after all, Trope and Trope had prepared the “X’s” ‘pre-nup’, the attitude was pretty much ‘we are on solid ground’..(visit DIVORCE CORP or see the movie, being released January 10, 2014 and get Mr. Trope’s opinion of “Pre-Nups”….and may I add, he is 100% correct in his view that he will share with America in the movie, Divorce Corp, a documentary)

prenuptial_agreement-divorced-advertisementThe ‘ultimate’ protection is what a ‘pre-nup’ is supposed to be. For many wealthy men and a few women who decide they want to marry……and be protected. Did I mention after parting ways with Mr. Kaplan that my dear friend had retained Lisa Helfend Meyer? I think I did some place above in my story. Lisa is the founder of Meyer, Olson, Lowy & Meyers, the new powerhouse law firm in the Southern California area with tentacles that stretch across the nation and for that matter the world.

I am not going to drag out this total slam dunk by Lisa Helfend Meyer in her attack and the total decimation of the Trope & Trope pre-nup, but here is the incredible result! My dear friend was to pretty much walk away initially with nothing, zero, zilch less than zero in this pre-nup. So stated in that wonderful ‘pre-nup’….enter, John J. Nazarian, The King! Well, my dear friend was paying attention and taking my advice, and walked away with right around $12,000,000.00 dollars………another ‘pre-nup’ bites the dust! BAM!!!

Frankly, my dear friend’s X-Hubby did not need Ann Kiley, Esq. for this slaughter, he could have done no worse in representing himself! Could have saved his legal fees, at least, pro per would have been my suggestion! I am guessing that he felt safe in the very capable hands of Trope and Trope and Ann Kiley’s knowledge of the law. Just guessing here, perhaps the very rich soon to be X may have been thinking, ‘this is were I came for my pre-nup and this is who will make sure I don’t get hammered’. Mr. X Hubby? How did that all work out for you?

I am sure that General George Armstrong Custer and my dear friend’s now former husband, the X, had the same terrible feeling of being slaughtered. And the part I think that hurts the worst is ‘they never saw it coming’……See You in the movies!

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December 20, 2013
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