Looking forward to the party invite, Rita Cosby!

Lovely Rita CosbyRecently I was called by a close friend asking what I thought about Rita Cosby’s witness list. “What?” I say, “a list?” ‘Well yes he says, and it is quite a long one with the entire cast of characters form the Anna Nicole Saga. I am wondering to myself, why would Rita want to depose me? After all I remained silent on her book, ‘”Once upon a time,” even though as entertaining as it was, in reference to me it was all BULLSHIT (and knowing that much for a fact, it makes one wonder about everything else between those covers)! But as long as my name is spelled right I do not get too excited and this was just another book I made it into. For as long as I have been dealing in the world of P.I.s I have often dealt with scum and lowlifes. Just as I did as a police officer, sheriff’s deputy and prison guard, except I get paid better now to do it.

Now, it would have been nice if Rita had called and spoken to me in reference to “the loon’s” word that she took in lieu of mine, go figure. However, now I am on “the list.” Funny how time can change things, some people on that list I am a little friendly with now, though when the book came out I am not sure. A few people who I was friendly with then I am no longer, and would sooner swig swamp water than to ever have to deal with them again. Time does do this and none of this is so terribly out of the ordinary, you have to understand that initial feelings working as a P.I. or even as an arresting officer can and do change. That is called a “reality check,” and the reality was very simply that, reality as to what was happening and what side you want to find yourself on when the lights go out. Again don’t get me wrong, in the course of this charade a couple of scumbags remain just that, scumbags, and for no other reason than because from the time they were yanked out of their mother’s birth canal they were scum, and have remained just that throughout their miserable existence as they suck the life out of others on their journey to their grave.

As to Rita’s book, hmmm too bad, she rushed to print and was sloppy. She was at the airport at times when she should have been at the dock. And as I have learned the hard way, a writer that rushes sometimes misses things. Rita’s book could have been the real deal if she had been patient and paid attention, realized what was weak and what was strong as to her sources. But that is all behind us now and RIta is done, no one wants to deal with her and now she is going to have a party, excuse me I mean a “depo.” Either way I promise you I will have a ball, for as time has gone by I am getting all the facts and will develop my own thoughts based on facts, and a couple of people will not be too happy with those facts. Folks, remember for those who underestimate me, they do so at their own peril. This compliment was paid to me by one of this country’s top federal judges one time (he and I spent many an hour lifting weights together), and I have always kept him in very high regard and most of all he was never wrong, well at least not in making that comment.

PS: I will expect appropriate travel arrangements if I am called to New York or I won’t go……doesn’t get any simpler than that. Also, at the depo, I would expect a deli plate with all the appropriate sides from Nate and Als (breakfast faire for the morning or lunch for the afternoon). Thanks again for the potential invitation.

John

5 Responses to Looking forward to the party invite, Rita Cosby!

  1. jojobo1 says:

    Good for you John .People sometimes forget with the net there is always proof of what you have said. IMO RC should have been arrested and had to post bond to get out maybe it could have been on a long weekend so she had to spend the weekend in jail like was done to others.She tried to bribed witnesses and it seems to me she got away with it.

  2. jojobo1 says:

    PPS if you go have a good time on her dime.

  3. Eleonor says:

    John, your article is interesting and ENIGMATIC as usuual. Rita made a terrible mistakes because she didn’t verify her sources. Mark Speer was one of her sources and Howard settled the lawsuit against Speer with prejudice. I’m afraid Speer didn’t lie, he repeated what Birkhead told him regarding allegations against Howard. I think Birkhead will collapse on a witness stand. I’m sure Howard knows that Birkhead was behind tabloid smear campaign against him, but made peace with Larry for baby’s wellbeing.

  4. John J. Nazarian says:

    The issue of ” truth ” with this bunch is something that time will have to deal with.
    Looking for “truth” with many of the players here is a little like looking for virginity in a whore house….GOOD LUCK!

    John

  5. Mary says:

    Great article John

    I’ll have to remember that line, “truth”…”little like looking for virginity in a whore house…” Sure know what you mean LOL.

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