Some people can sit and watch “soaps,” I love to sit and watch and listen to judges, aka “bench officers,” the ones with the black robes who sit a few feet above the rest of us in courtrooms. Oh, I like state, federal and how about this, justice courts…even as a copper I enjoyed the [...]

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Many times in the course of providing security we are asked “what would you recommend” type  questions.  Well, I have always been a strong believer in entertaining myself while I was a cop when the legal opportunity would pop up in the course of taking bad guys to jail. And “gassing” a bad guy who [...]

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Well if Mel Gibson thought that he and his soon to be Ex were going to have an “easy” divorce, heads up.  With all of these Russian beauties showing up and, as I predicted, getting into the whole media craze…guess what, Robyn is reading this stuff too. Mel has done more for the name “Oksana” [...]

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We at DesperateExes.com are always looking for good tips and thoughts for our readers and I love this one: “When the law is against you, argue the facts, when the facts are against you, argue the law. When both are against you, pound the table and yell like hell!” Carl Sandburg, The People, Yes, (1936). [...]

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Mr. Gibson, I have it from very reliable sources that vodka and Russian women are tough.  Both on the body and the marriage…guess you already know one of those already. Mel and that Catholic Church in Malibu…how often have I said that “religious people” are a little, let’s say kinky…not as much as non-religious people.  [...]

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Over the years, I have had to go in and clean up many messes of the rich and famous, and the famous and stupid. Sometimes those who never had “real” money have a terrible fear of losing what little they have earned or conned and tend to make  bad decisions in the course of wanting [...]

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One of my best friends and confidants fancies himself an up and coming comic…he is funny unless you are looking at him down the barrel of a 9mm.  He told me this joke about Octomom: “This could be a new menu item at coffee shops around the country, The Octomom — 8 eggs, no sausage, [...]

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The Ivy restaurant is always a great place to eat, I love a late breakfast or a nice late lunch there…one thing for sure you will never be disappointed.  I was invited by one of my former clients who became a friend over the years.   Elizabeth never does anything half-ass…trust me. Having lunch is fun, [...]

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Well, I was wrong again, I was contacted by a former client last night and she was asking what I thought the chances would be of the court making her EX pay more than $200,000 in legal fees.  After a little thought, very little, I thought maybe $50,000, and the rest the lawyers would have [...]

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The economy is in the crapper you say? Well last night I had dinner at Fleming’s Prime Steakhouse & Winebar in El Segundo and the place was full of victims, oops I mean customers, and I and two guests were there, too.  Our waitress started with that bullshit line, “would you like a bottle of [...]

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