Dec
12
John’s Rate-a-Judge: Kenneth Black, South District, Long Beach
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If ever there was a “Rock Star” in the judicial world, it is my opinion that Judge Kenneth Black would have that title! His court is never going to be boring as long as he is sitting in the #1 spot. Judge Black has coined many expressions from the bench, and I believe that I have stolen a few in my discussions with prospective clients. “Mother Teresa does not marry Attilia the Hun” — the original version was much more colorful, this is the version I use! As I sit and have to listen to what an SOB her soon-to-be-EX “sperm donor” was, Judge Black reminds us YOU MARRIED HIM! I believe that this Judge misses nothing! Nothing! He notices every little nuance: the way the parties look, their teeth and how their lips are moving, and believe me that he will hear every word you speak (more likely, even the ones you are thinking), and you better remember that when you stroll into this courtroom! Not that this is supposed to be entertaining — it is a court of law. However, just as some lawyers are pleasant to the ear, Judge Kenneth Black will always bring a smile to my face when I hear some of his “Blackisms.” Judge Black is one of the most savvy family law judges in America today. This is another Judge that when you enter his court, and those doors close behind you, and you are sitting at the long table (with counsel, I hope), DO NOT PLAY GAMES with this guy! Be as honest as you can! Because if you aren’t, remember, “Mother Teresa……..”
Nazarian’s Rating: ****
I cannot agree with you more. My ex dragged me thru Judge Black’s court for over a year and he was amazed at the crap she pulled. In the end though, Judge Black settled our trial with neither one of us extremely happy, but that is the way it should be. Thirteen years later, all is well. Judge Black is the greatest…smarter than any forensic accountant or attorney. He governs his courtroom with respect. We were very lucky to have him as our judge. I respect him very highly.
Unfortunately, He is anti-Dad. His dysfunctional personal life crosses over to his decisions. This man allowed my ex-wife to move an hour away leaving me with limited visitation. I had lost everything with the real estate collapsed and ordered alimony which eventually stopped. I had to borrow the money because I had no income. This man needs to retire. 30 years of hearing horror stories would make anyone go over the edge. This “rock star” should end his tour and his cases should be reviewed by competent judges that treat Dads as equal capable parents (until they prove otherwise). The pain he has caused both my son and me by keeping my son away from me is horrific. My son cries kicks and screams every time she comes to pick him up.”too long” “too many sleeps till Im back here”. When I pick him up he runs in my arms squeezing me as hard as he can. I do all I can to help him be happy to see her or go with her. I hate to see him like that. My son is 5. It is heartbreaking. She has to promise him presents when she picks him up.
Judges should be reviewed by their bias toward mothers. Tragic. This man never even met me, only our attorney’s. 80k in legal fees later…. Her legal fees were 12k. Disgusting. If your a Mom, you have it made with this guy. If your a Dad, kiss your children and give them a big hug goodbye.
I belong to a couple PACs that are trying to change that to take such power away from Judges such as Black. Making life decisions for children after reading a declaration 10 minutes before ruling. Please retire Judge before more children and father’s are hurt.
Wow David… That’s the first story I’ve heard in favor of the father. I had a horrible experience. I have full physical custody of our childre and he has them 18% of the time and I provide all health insurance, 100% of clothing and needs. My ex was only working part time and he ordered ME to pay HIM $37 a month!!!!!! He did not require him to pay one penny for their needs.)Et he didn’t bring one piece of paper to support his income and expense statement.he lied in front of the judge in regards to how many properties he owned (he claimed a total of 3-yet under oath in front of the judge he stated 5. The judge didn’t care. Now we are struggling and he refuses to pay for anything. Now that’s depressing!!!